This column contains a discussion pertaining to computer games. This will come as a surprise to anyone who knows me, and who therefore knows what a terrible gamer I am.
This column also contains graphs, which will reassure anyone who knows me that I am in fact feeling perfectly fine.
So, to games and graphs and graphs about games. One of the reasons I don’t play games much is that I’m fundamentally not very good at them. (Ask Tap!’s Art and Deputy Editors, with whom I have had to stop playing Hero Academy; being comprehensively out-manoeuvred and ultimately slaughtered every single damn game we played essentially since we started was doing my ego no good at all.)
For me, all games go a bit like this:
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